The Club
For creative studios and agencies who want to cross pull in a copywriter off their to-do list. Forever.
Writers that get it, get it
But consistently strong copy is the biggest demon issue you’re looking to solve
One, or more, of these things might be a get out of my brain moment
You need a copywriter who understands the assignment. Quickly.
You have multiple clients in different industries. Saying someone needs to be nimble is putting it lightly. You’re craving a quick brain who can pivot from ice cream cone packaging copy to a web page for a law firm faster than you can say hey, we’re working with a new client.
You have deadlines. And you wouldn’t be caught DEAD with a ghoster.
Sh*t moves fast in an agency. I’d know, I had one. Before I sold it ;). You don’t have time for a 2-week turnaround. When you need copy, you need it in a matter of days. And more importantly, you need to trust that all copy will be on your desk when said writer says it’ll be on your metaphorical desk.
You’re draining precious energy on constant hiring.
Custom quotes. Getting them up to speed on the voice, vision, and details. Praying the copy is aligned with what you’re looking for. It’s a lot to get a creative on board and you’ve been told this is how things work if you want quality work. Spoiler: it’s not.
Someone who's writing the copy shouldn’t be.
If it’s you. You have bigger things to do. Like grow the entire company. If it’s a VA, social media manager, web designer, jack-of-all-trades marketer, or a junior copywriter– you and me both know your projects are too cool to add water to the message.
You need copy that makes sense financially for the project.
Quality copy isn’t cheap. You know that. But when you have specific budgets for specific projects, you’re not interested in a high retainer, full-time hire, or custom project quotes. You want to know what it'll cost, make a decision, and get that copy in 3 days. No call, questions, or lock-in required.
The Club
The Club
The only flexible copywriting retainer system that makes getting copy for your business as easy as ordering a spicy marg from a talented bartender
By joining The Club, you will:
Have a senior-level copywriter who’s in your style.
Copy so on-brand for every client, it’s kinda creepy. Did we sleep-write this in house? Why am I losing so much money, buying stuff from MY clients? Each project is making me feel all the things.
Get copy that puts strategy first.
Creativity’s cute. Wit is fun. Feelings are great. But copy that works and makes money? Priority right there. Especially when that means your clients will definitely be coming back for more from you.
Have consistently strong copy.
Sure, you could hire someone for one project. But what happens when you scale? When a client needs monthly emails? Ads? Copy tweaks? New products? The one-and-done hiring model works, but recruit and pray is a mental load I don’t want you to keep having.
Never touch copy again.
Tell me what you need. Consider it done. I save hand-holding for romantic beach dates, not your clients’ projects.
Get the copy you need. Quickly.
Masterpieces don’t take time. Anytime you have a copy ask, it’s in your hands within 3-5 days. Because when that’s locked in, you can focus on other aspects of the project, knowing the copy is handled.
Enjoy competitive rates and a standardized process.
Custom proposals? Gone. Look at the menu of copywriting offers and buy what you need. No surprises and no energy wasted on a back and forth ‘how much would it be to write 5 emails?’
The power of copy that hits
Testimonials
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Tara Reid - Introvert Coach
“She captured my voice and connected with my audience perfectly in everything she wrote for my business. I can’t recommend her enough for anyone looking for a kickass copywriter that writes incredible sales page copy that connects and converts!”
★★★★★ -
Ten Degrees Jewelry
“After reviewing multiple copywriters' websites, I was enticed by Lucy’s witty humor and quick responses. When we worked together, she captured our brand voice in the tone I was aiming for, was always quick to communicate, and made the process seamlessly easy!“
★★★★★ -
Emma Terrazas - Health and Life Coach for CEOs
“She's fast, relaxed, and straightforward + her creativity with words is off the charts impressive. She was so receptive to my ideas and was ultra-transparent throughout the entire day. I know it sounds cheesy, but she is truly my write hand woman.”
★★★★★ -
Vanessa - Taylor Made Polish
“Working with you was one of the easiest days I’ve had in a while. It’s hard to find consultants and service providers you can trust. I feel like I lucked out and am so happy I took the leap for a full day! Thank you so much! ”
★★★★★ -
Erika Cartledge
“After hitting that publish button, I was able to convert 16% of my free challenge participants into paid clients which helped me have my first five-figure launch. This was my highest converting challenge to date and what changed was who wrote the copy!”
★★★★★ -
Kristy Silva - Weddings By Kristy
“Lucy is so easy to work with and a great listener. It was scary putting my voice in someone else’s hands– but she really understood my vision and the values of my business. Reading over my site is a massive confidence boost. She’s worth every penny and I know this site will be attracting the clients I want to work with.”
★★★★★
How It Works
Join The Club. Start ordering copy.
Step 01.
Join The Club
Commit to the minimum spend, then start ordering off of the menu. No retainer. No added fees. No weird custom proposal with the line item ‘strategic research.’
Step 02.
Discovery
Fill out the Copy Clarity Questionnaire so I can get to know your agency, then we’ll hop on a call so I can get up to speed on your clients. Once I get you, you can start ordering whatever copy you’d like.
Step 03.
Order
Look at The Menu and start ordering. Prices are there. No surprises. I’ll debit it from your tab of the minimum spend you committed to.
Wanna see The Menu? Fill this out and I’ll email it over. . →
STEP 04.
Delivery
3-5 days. Copy in hand. We include a quick round of revisions to polish up the project, then it’s time to use our words to create an impact and your best sales month ever.
Top-shelf quality. Express-lane efficiency.
The Club is redefining how high-growth creative agencies get copy
Traditional retainers
Have a $10K, give us your firstborn child minimum making you feel trapped.
Create a rigid structure around what you’re getting each month, not leaving space for your varying needs as an agency owner.
Make it hard to track what you’re *actually* getting. And with all those moving parts, just the thought of overpaying makes you shudder.
Have slow response times and long timelines, making you wanna say come on, what’s taking so long under your breath.
Bill by the client, making your client roster growth out of scope.
The Club
Is a simple $3,000 minimum spend to be used within 6 months, then that’s it. You choose how much you order and when you want to refill your tab.
Centers around flexibility. Order a lot one month. Get a couple of nurture emails the next. I follow your agency’s seasons. Not the other way around.
Treats your business like my own. Know where every dollar is going with a standardized menu. No surprises. No wtf is verbal strategic analysis for 6 hours?
Delivers all copy in 3-5 days. I love a fast-paced, high-growth business. I’ll match your pace. Then raise it.
Can be used for client projects and internally for your agency’s copy. Just send me a brief, I’ll understand the assignment.
Want to see prices?
Grab The Menu. Peep the Copytails.
Your projects are too cool to be stuck in the pretty, but boring zone. Get the words to match the magic, and watch your business become someone’s dream investment.
FAQs, but make them fancy
The Concierge
The Concierge
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By joining, you get access to:
A 30-minute strategy call with Lucy (me, hi!)
The Menu to order unlimited copy, delivered in 3-5 days
Flex Time whenever you need a tweak, blurb, audit, or unconventional piece of copy written
Competitive prices on your most common consistent copy needs
1 brief round of revisions for every copy project
Email support
Investment
A $3000 minimum spend to be used within 6 months
*this amount must be paid-in-full upfront to unlock Menu ordering
