Book Lucy to speak at your next event 

Warning: hot takes expected. Silver lining: they might be funny

Power Table Live

She’s been spotted speaking at

Build Your Own Brand

Rich Girl Cult

let’s drop the stuffy third person and just talk for a sec

Hi, I’m the speaker you invite when you want your audience to get actionable messaging power nuggets served like a shot of activating espresso (if the beans had notes of sass) 

I’m the podcast host of Unicorn Messaging.
Yapping is a needle-moving daily task in my world. 

I scaled to $30K months selling 1:1 copywriting services.
I guess my words convert. 

I’ve written multiple sales pages that generated over $100K.
My fav being one that gamified anxiety monsters and made $400K in ~1 quarter. 

I built and sold a content writing agency in 9 months and cofounded a traveltech app that had a 40% response rate on cold emails.
Business brain dominant. Creative messaging brain recessive. 

People think I’m funny.
You call it a shallow fact. I call it the perfect person for that after lunch spot.

 Snippets

“Don’t take this the wrong way, I was surprised that I enjoyed your talk the most. I only say that because networking at events is always my favorite. Yours was by far the best. Most actionable. Most relatable. I was soaking it all in. I wrote everything down. I think I have the entire thing written down in a notebook at this point.”

Shellana Keeling, after hearing me at the Stand Out and Sell Out Summit

What I Talk About 

Getting Brands Out of The Pretty, Boring Zone
It’s tragic when the fonts hit, but the words miss.  

Crafting Messaging That Makes People Buy, Not Send Compliments
I’m not scared of the friend zone in dating. But the bestie zone in online biz? Terrified. 

Creating a Brand Voice That Sounds Human
Kind, empathetic, and honest made me reach for a Monster to make it through the day. 

Writing Sales Copy Without The Ick
Because why is it when we start selling, we lose our entire personality? 

Selling With a Story People Wanna Binge Read
Write it like a fiction novel. The revenue generated will feel like happily ever after.  

Swapping Vanilla Messaging for Copy That’s a Horror Movie for Your Non-Ideal Clients
They should scream. And leave. Make space for the right ones. 

You talk a big game, but can you speak?

You Tell Me

I lived out of a suitcase in 55 countries. Definitely down to travel.

Where I’ll Speak

Live Events

My fav. Don’t tell the others.

Online Events

I’ve been told I’m also a damn good affiliate.

Podcasts

Most downloaded episode? I’m in the mood for a PR.

Masterminds

I’ll roast everyone’s copy. No, really.

Memberships

Your people deserve the easiest-to-implement messaging shifts.

Companies

Cool ones. I mean, I can wear a blazer. But it will be hot pink.

Less Writing. More Voice. 

Tune into my podcast for all the speaking samples 

What Now? 

We make moves. Was there another option?